Investigating whether former Red Sox broadcaster Jerry Trupiano’s nickname should be spelled “Trup” or “Troop,”* I came across his Sons of Sam Horn wiki-bio:

Trupiano was a somewhat controversial figure in that he received a lot of criticism about his ability to call games. Some pet peeves of fans were:

* Had a tendency to overexaggerate calls a lot
* Had really bad depth perception
* Had trouble distinguishing between fair and foul
* Makes really corny jokes

That’s a peeve? What about Yogi Berra? Baseball is a Dad Sport! (for dads of all genders) and I, for one, am shocked to see the great collective mind of the SoSHers forget that.

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djd
* A procrastination device up there with my senior-year-of-college epic search for the name of the second Muppet Show kibbitzer, i.e., the one who isn’t Waldorf. (A.: Statler. Waldorf’s wife is Astoria.)

** Did you hear how they buried the crossword puzzle fan?

… four across and six down arf arf arf


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from.


(Thanks to the Imus scandal, we now know how to pluralize “ho.”)

During Match Game ‘08 last night my brilliant friends yeah yeah we know Danielle your brilliant friends debuted the following videos, blogged here for your pleasure once you get tired of looking at voter maps.

“Pantyhose—50 cents a sniff
Pantyhose—it’s just you and me, comfort strip”

Features the oft-mentioned Gretchen. Her sidekick Mr. Lettuce ran the show on the panel at first. But he got booted before Ep. 2 (I left too, actually). But-but his adventures continue in… created by Jef “Update My Website? Why Would I Update My Website?” Czekaj

Inside-Boston jokes:
- The burritos that are cooked in chicken stock ha ha!
- Note that WMBR, the real-life WYYY-109: Largest Whole Prime on the FM Band, is raising cash this week.

I trust everyone will get the bit about the hipster keffiyeh.
xx
djd
p.s. Hey, largehearted boy and the NYT books blog both noticed my DFW map (linked above at WYYY). Neat. Props again to the graphics guy who localized my weirdly specific yet fictional directions.
p.p.s. Children of the ’80s! A complete map of the The Legend of Zelda underworld.


When the urge to eat dessert before dinner becomes irresistible…

Nacho cake

nacho cake
(Photo by Gretchen, the birthday girl)
(Conceived by Nate, executed by him and Matt, iced in a horribly unattractive manner by me. I came home from reporting on a Somerville football game to find a nacho cake on my stove and the boys asleep on my bed. Concocting the world’s most amazing party gift is exhausting, it seems.)

me with nacho cake
(Pardon the cleavage, professional blog.)
(Mom: You could have used a photo stylist for the “cake” but you look good!)

Bacon pie

bacon pie
(Photo by Kristina)
(Bottom right. Under the bacon: apple filling, cheddar crust.)
(Too bad we cut the pie before the photographer arrived, because it had a delicate bacon lattice top… not constructed by me, obvs.)

Yes, these delicacies came into the world during a single weekend. Life is pretty good sometimes.
xx
djd
p.s. Because I am a good person, she said virtuously, I am not posting the photos of the Head Bitch in Charge.
p.p.s. I am not the Head Bitch in Charge.


I avoid posting negative opinions here because (a) as a respectable journalist I try to hide them, at least on controversial issues (b) why hurt feelings when you don’t have to (c) if you don’t particularly like to take it, don’t dish it out.

That said, the Titus Andronicus Daytrotter session raises such ire in my heart that I’ll finally write what I always say: I appreciate the service Daytrotter provides—giving bands online exposure and a mid-tour Midwest stopover—but the writing on that site is godawful. Meaningless, pretentious dreck. Emperor = no clothes.

(And they speak so well of me.)

See:

Exiting out of a two-day romp through lax responsibilities, late nights that in all likelihood led to debauchery or dreams of debauchery (or at the very least defacing of property or drunken stupors) and paying for it the next morning or mornings is at the core of what makes the group tick, or at least excites them into detailing matters. A story gets to the point where it’s worth retelling over and again when there’s some piece of it that borders on idiocy, nefariousness or poor judgment. We get to be where we are in life by making the mistakes we’ve made under the influence of alcohol, pounding ourselves into submission through a bender or three. These are the professors – these stints of overindulgence – that teach us that maybe bars are not the best places to find the person you’re going to marry, that too much of a good thing isn’t just a cliché for wieners to throw around as if they know something, that nothing good usually does happen after midnight and that sometimes it’s funny how little provocation it takes to decide it would be a hoot to throw a brick threw someone’s rearview window. We meet our enemies and our friends at the end of these nights and we rough them up for good or bad. The people we love get tested and we give ourselves a trying time. Titus Andronicus, named for the William Shakespeare tragedy that was known for its excessive gore and violence as a Roman general by that name seeks revenge on everyone he knows, gives us a good mind to either pop tops or twist them just to stay even with them so we can continue following along with the curvy, down on the floor romancing of sloppiness – unforgettable sloppiness like the stuff that The Replacements brought to the stage on many nights, the sloppiness of legend that feels like spittle on the sides of cheeks and glass in your forehead. They flatter us with brilliance in shaggy aloofness, trickling out Pavement-like unhingings and adding onto the sundae the kinds of poetry that come to the intelligent after three bottles of wine or whatever’s handy. There’s no pretension and no posturing….

At least use paragraph breaks so I have a chance at following along. Compare to the band’s notes on a song from that session (presumably by frontman Patrick Stickles).


This song is in G major, also in 4/4, and maybe about 80 bpm, a real dirge. This song was written while trying to recall how to play the guitar solo from “Wish You Were Here” by Pink Floyd, of all things. “No Future” was the original title of “God Save The Queen” by the Sex Pistols, which I think is a much better title than “God Save The Queen,” personally. Their loss was my gain. This song is very miserable, to an almost ridiculous extent. I was recording a demo of it once in the performing arts building at the college I went to, and a girl came up and yelled at me because my guitar playing was interfering with the musical that was about to begin downstairs.

Lyric-writers 1, lyricism 0.
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djd


Main branch, second-floor catwalk, among the art books, overlooking Winter Hill (which is downhill from here), with Middlesex Fells at the horizon and a few thread-thin radio spires. I never worked at the library in high school or college because I always worked at the library. Neat.
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djd


Just read Grant Alden’s essay nominally on country songwriter Chris Knight.

I have to say—and this is not me kissing up to a former-and-maybe-future editor—Grant, though his NoDepression.com title “curmudgeon emeritus” is no joke, takes my breath away with this. I don’t know how he gets away with telling this story and not falling into pure schmaltz. He does, though, I think.

The essay starts:

This is all about Chris Knight and why you should listen to his new album, the one called Heart Of Stone, and why it may be the best album he’s ever made even if nobody much cares at this point. But it’s a long story, and it digresses some.

It begins here: After sixteen months in Los Angeles, I flew to Nashville blind and rented an apartment in Tusculum, at the edge of town, from an old man named Guy P. He had lost his wife to cancer, and so he looked for people to talk to, but he warned me that he heard poorly and I should take care not to creep up behind him because he’d think I was Charley, and he might kill me. He was a big man, a powerful man, even in his 70s.

Not incidentally Grant expresses something of the heartbreak I’ve felt over many intense songwriters—that “even if nobody much cares at this point” perfectly Eeyoreish throwaway-on-purpose clause, and:

… there was this song: “If I Were You”, a sharply written morality play, a short story in song form, a gut-wrenching bit of unflinching social commentary. It was and is an amazing piece of work.

If not a blessing, for it is not entirely clear that Chris Knight has written or will write another song that good. Or, maybe, having heard that, we now expect it of him and are less receptive to anything else, and can no longer be surprised by the eloquent bleakness of his vision.

Read it.

Though I do think you can stop when he starts to critique Knight’s new album. … perhaps nobody much cares at this point? More like I stopped listening to Mary Gauthier, for one, because the high-profile album didn’t match up to the earlier albums, and I couldn’t imagine she could ever knock me down again.
xox
djd


Fluff fest

02Oct08

Pretend I posted this several days ago. Third year, finally went. Cute event even for those of us who will never eat the stuff plain. (As a substitute for Italian meringue in fancy baked goods, sure.) The lucky Google result for “fluff fest” is not this past Sunday’s sticky Somerville patio party:

13.07.2008

thursday 24.7.:
21:00 welcome movie, open air cinema

friday 25.7.:
14:05 5 SYMBOLS [cz]
14:45 STOLEN LIVES [cz]
15:30 WAR FROM A HARLOTS MOUTH [ger]
[etc.]

Coincidentally, the final band of the Fluff Music festival:
21:00 BANE [us]

used to include a friend of mine who’s built and/or performed at a number of the businesses that put together the SV Fluff Whatever fest. Including the place run by this guy, posing with a Fluffaccino in a Union Sq. Main Streets promo photo. (Though I regularly bring him cookies, he would not be my first free-associative choice to promote a sugary drink.)
gerry with fluff

At the event: my bad cellphone photo of a very sweet friend looking vicious:
danny with fangs

Best part, though, was the Fluff Boy comic book(s), which practically none of the artists involved has plugged online (grumble). Still up at the cable access TV building. I want to go visit the page that shows the poor marshmallow caught in a mousetrap.
xx
djd

p.s. Once again, proof that the key (a key) to being a good writer/journalist is never being too defensive or smug to ask the stupid question.
p.p.s. If Stephen King wanted to break into the hypercompetitive world of baseball writing. The Globe Sox reporter is younger than me, by the way. How depressing.


With (Ryan and) Lilah and Elf. (Edited.)

djd: so wait are you flying?

j: Yes. We are flying. [Ed.: Julie: the world's final holdout on using proper capitalization and punctuation on IM. Julie and, like, William Safire.]

djd: kittens oof

j: We hired a company to move my stuff.
And we figured kittens would do better on a plane than in a car for hours and hours.

djd: six of one, half a dozen of the other i guess
i would lose it putting eva in a carrier into the plane
do they like put the carrier on the conveyor belt?
those big eyes staring back at you

j: Yes, but you take the kitty out.

djd: then at the end you wait for the carrier to come out on the conveyor belt
you have to check the tag

j: And they go with you through the walky thing.

djd: so many kitties look the same
j: Hahah.
djd: what would happen if they just x-rayed them?
in the machine?

j: They want to check them for explosives.
So, thus, you have to take them out of the carrier.
It kind of sucks.

djd: they want to check the cat for explosives

j: But we got them tranqs.

djd: where would I PUT them? up her butt?

j: Apparently, right after Sept 11th, they would wand pets.

djd: have any of these people ever tried to feed a cat something that isn’t edible?

j: To check their butts.
Hah. True.

djd: it’s nearly impossible to get them to take a tiny pill let alone a, what, sac of gunpowder


Photographer Bill T. Miller finally says (blogs) it:

In between sets during the set-up is where i heard a young lady proclaiming to her friend… “I’m NOT really into the NOISE SCENE.” I wanted to laugh out loud as i THOUGHT… “WHO REALLY IS?” Maybe she’s onto something. Just the night before after the four sets at Piano Factory, I kept saying, “LET’S FACE, IT’S ALL WANKERY” as others were debating whether each act was good or not.
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djd


Checked the copyright page of this book as I started it—Chinese Takeout, by Arthur Nersesian, about artists in the East Village—saw the jacket art credit—the art was done by a guy I kissed on a subway platform in January 1995 after we’d spent the afternoon kicking around in the East Village.

Book (c) 2003, by the way.